To the asshat who thought it okay to spit out of their car window on a busy road in afternoon traffic: Fuck you! Where do you think it would go at 80km/hour!? Do you understand the basic concepts of gravity and physics!? Your huge loogie hit my car's hood with a disgusting splat and bounced up, landing right on my windshield, where the wipers DON'T reach and I had to stare at your phlegm the rest of the way home. Not to mention how many times I gagged whilst trying to remove it from my car when I got there. Here's to hoping that whatever plague you have keeps you up for many long sleepless nights, you disgusting neanderthal. —Saturn Ion