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Monday, November 7, 2011

Go with the Flow Please

Posted on Mon, Nov 7, 2011 at 12:39 PM

To the brain-dead bitch driving a green, late model Ford Windstar minivan on Sunday afternoon, are you on crack? The reason why cars were honking at you was because you turned left from Major Street onto the OFF-ramp of the Circumferential Highway thus driving directly into oncoming traffic! That's why they were honking. Putting your arm out the window and giving the finger must have made drivers think "What the fuck is this woman on?" Instead of that “Support the troops” sticker on your bumper, you should have one saying “Dumb bitch driver onboard.” It’s amazing you didn’t cause a head-on collision because cars come off the Circ are often going 80km/hr. You didn’t even clue in to your vastly asinine driving error until you ended up on the highway and saw cars serving to avoid you. I pulled off the road and called 911 expecting to soon report massive carnage from your brainless error. I watched as you stopped your car on the highway and then tried to back up. Had it not been for the cop sitting outside the Mic Mac Mall ramp noticing you, I’m sure you would have killed innocent people. I reported you to 911, described your vehicle in great detail, and referred to you as a potentially drunk and reckless driver. I hope you are charged and have your license revoked. People like you should NOT be on our roadways. —Concerned Driver

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