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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Pussy

Posted on Tue, Nov 1, 2011 at 2:20 PM

Ever since you got married, we've watched you change from a man into a total pussy. The guys and I all shake our heads each time we see you jump. Your phone rings, it's your wife, and off you go. No point telling her you're out with your friends, you instantly jump and run to the minivan. What happened to your balls? Did she chop them off? Not hard to see your wife runs your life. You don't see any of us doing what you're doing... and our wives are fine with it. Maybe if she lets you near a computer you'll be able to read this. We're starting to become ashamed of you. —The Guys

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