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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

To the Perv Outside the Club on Friday

Posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 10:34 AM

You smug little piece of dog shit. Who grabs a girl's crotch? My friend, her boyfriend, would have left your face looking like the dog's breakfast if it wasn't for some bystander holding him back. I come outside in the middle of this, tell you to just get the fuck out of there so that my friend can chill. He wasn't going to chill until you were bleeding or out of his sight. But you chose to stick around. Big swing and a miss for strike two buddy.

That's when I chased you down and got in your face and you went and put your hands on me. I still have no idea why I didn't crack your skull. I could have gotten some devastating blows before the bouncer grabbed me. I hadn't even had very much to drink. Maybe that's why I did the smart, less satisfying thing. Just hope to whatever god you worship that I or my friend never ever see you again.

A special big shout out to the bouncers who restrained me and my friend but did nothing to this piece of shit who sexually abused my friend's girlfriend, just let him stand there with that smug little look on his face. At least the girl got a couple shots in on you. I would have been way too embarrassed to stick around if I ever did something like that, but then again, I'm a decent human being whose parents taught him how to respect women. Let me come to your country and assault one of your citizens, see how I get treated. Scumbag. —Keep Your Hands to Yourself

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