Why are teenagers so stupid? Why are there still teen pregnancies? There are many birth control options available. Pregnancy is not an Assbook status. Babies are not accessories. Welfare is not going to cover the very real cost of this... I am! Your boyfriend is a loser. I book time off work to drive you to the doctor every two weeks and sit and wait and do all the talking, planning, paying! I hand fed you those pills every morning, in a little cup, with your vitamins. I did not miss any so how did you? I want to be a grandmother someday, but not this day! I'm too old to be a new mother and to young to be a grandmother. Why am I the only one in this house who is worried and scared? Oh, because I take care of everything and everybody all the time. And for my years of good time I just had 20 more added? I was up for parole. —Nanny