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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Shave it

Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2011 at 10:24 AM

What happened to all the good looking, clean shaven guys in Halifax? Why do so many guys now have beards? Are they preparing for winter? Are they going into hibernation? Are they Grizzly Adam's cousins? How would the men of Halifax like it if us women all stopping shaving our armpits, legs, and vaginas? We don't like kissing through a face full of hair. We also don't like it when you go down on us and give our vaginas stubble burn. It's time for the guys here to clean themselves up. —Venus

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