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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Elevator Etiquette

Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2011 at 11:50 AM

To those that do not understand the common curtesy associated with elevators---wait your goddamn turn!! I realize that you may not be aware of this because you are obviously oblivious, but perhaps you are just rude. There may not exist lines where you come from, but they exist here. Basically what you do is try not be a dick and rush towards the elevator when it opens in front of everyone who has been waiting longer than you. And to the not-so-sly asswad that pretends to admire the painting close to the elevator in my building just to suddenly jump on the opportunity to get in as soon as it opens, I will put serious thought into smashing that frame over your head next time so you can permanently enjoy looking at that cheap ass painting no one else gives a fuck about! —You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry

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