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Friday, September 23, 2011

A Tall Order

Posted on Fri, Sep 23, 2011 at 12:02 PM

OK so maybe it's because I still haven't had my morning cup of joe, maybe it was the constant having to yank my pants up because they never hit quite high enough on the hip without entering into mom jeans territory. But seriously, what's with all the tall men I see walking around with really short women? Every tall guy I've seen around this year with a girlfriend is always hovering way above her. I'm 5'9" and the couple of tall guys I've dated always commented at how natural it felt. Probably has something to do with not dislocating a disc in their neck when we went to kiss. Or maybe it's just 'cos I'm such a whiny grouch this early in the day, who knows? —Long Tall Sally

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