Wow, thanks guys, I wasn't quite sure I knew what a douchebag was. Now I know.
You come in at about 6 o'clock, plastered, belligerent, obnoxious, loud, crude.
The lone female who was with you was embarrassed and I was embarrassed for her. You make inappropriate comments to the waitress, spit on the floor, play tug of war with a phone or something, causing your chairs to scuffle all over the place to the point where me and my friend couldn't have a conversation over the noise. Then one of you punches the other in the groin area and a fight almost ensues. I felt like throwing you over the balcony myself. I would have been entertained if I wasn't irked by your very existence.
Who the hell raised you? Farm animals? Being drunk as a skunk by 6PM is one thing, but damn, I can be drunk as hell and still be polite and not a total jerk.
I know this particular place isn't a 5 star restaurant or anything, but even they wouldn't serve you, and you idiots couldn't take a friggin hint and leave after everyone else was served within a reasonable amount of time except you.
To the waitress/bouncers: next time, consider the comfort of the other patrons in the establishment and ask people like this to leave, sooner rather than later. Don't just let them sit there and bug everybody until they finally ask if their order's coming. Don't wait until then to tell them that they aren't being served. You could have had them out of there and let the rest of us who didn't show up tanked enjoy our wings and beer. That's why we didn't leave a good tip. —A Local