If Only it were Under the Boardwalk
Posted
on Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 12:42 PM
Moving day is a lot of work and very stressful for all parties involved. I get it. Going back to school and facing the end of summer. Also stressful, I get it. So you have a few drinks and relax a bit - cool. Making it a complete bender and grabbing onto that last bit of tanned (soon to be melanomic) flesh maximally peroxided piece and get yourself both some - fine. Not really my thing, but fine. Just draw the line at doin' it in my backyard at four in the morning - or anytime of day, really. Your pale, white, bare, fat asses are meant to be kept indoors; or, at least out of sight. Sex outside might be fun, but next time I can plainly see and hear unattractive (you were) lewdness, I'm throwing used kitty litter out my window at you. No joke. It's biodegradable. Consider yourself warned. —Catty Lady