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Thursday, September 1, 2011


Posted on Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 11:33 AM

Here is some friendly advice, disguised as a bitch, for all you eager beaver college students (or anyone) who've just landed themselves a job. Advice which will make you unhated among your coworkers. First, don't stand there rolling your eyes or interrupting with "ok, got it," when you're being told how to do something for the first time. Shut your face until they are done and then say "thank you." Don't start trying to impress your bosses on your very first or second day, by going ahead and changing anything that appears inefficient. Just concentrate on learning the basics of your job and get good at it. Once you've proved you can be a valued employee, maybe THEN you can start whipping out your amazing-ass ideas, that no one has ever thought of before. And finally, put away your FUCKING cell phone - unless you work in a job where there is a cell phone culture. Quick test - if you look around yourself and you are the only employee there texting away and everyone else is working their ass off? It might be time to fuck off. Unless you're cool with being called Lazy McTexterson behind your back, save it for your breaks or when there is nothing else to do. —Angry McBitterson

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