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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Not On My Street

Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 10:00 AM

This is for the asshat who lives on my cul de sac: take that fucking monstrosity back to what ever grave you dug it out of. Me and my neighbours (not your neighbours, we would never call you that!) have had enough of your shit. I sit down to watch TV in the evenings and what do I see wobbling down the road from my big fucking bay window? Your fucking penny farthing! Nothing irks me quite like the sight of unproportionate wheels do. You smile and drive the length of the road, turn around, and come back again. Over and over and over. You stop and show it off to the kids on my street. Not my fucking kid, you can of shit. I wont let him out of the house when you are around. I've spoken with my neighbours and we are going to contact our councilor about this, as that twisted shit storm of wheel and peddles is obviously breaking any clean neighbourhood law that we have. I tired talking to you. I told you to stuff that shitbike in the sewer. You told me that it was just a bike and you did not intend to bother anyone. BUT YOU STILL RIDE IT! There is no reasoning with your condescending ass you asshole. Thank you day in day out for ruining my day. I GUARANTEE you that bylaw police will be stopping by your house to take that fucking thing away. I had to look my son in the eyes and tell him he could not go outside and play because of you. So thanks. Thanks for ruining his day too. ASSHOLE.—I Want My Neighbourhood Back

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