Sept 2nd can't come soon enough so that your internship ends with our company, and I hope you don't expect an offer of employment in the future. You seemed normal when you were interviewed, and the first month was good... but then you attended a company after-hours function dressed as the trampy slut we've all come to determine you are. You traipse around the office flirting with all the single and married men, most of whom can't tolerate you, and you openly ask why the other female coworkers won't socialize with you. You portray an extremely negative image of women. Have some respect for your attention craving self.

P.S. If you're going to dress and look like a slut, at least learn how to properly apply lipstick... you come to work and the smeared lipstick makes you look like you've been sucking cock on a bumpy bus. Then, maybe you were. —Observer of the Office Slut