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Monday, August 8, 2011

Fruit Flies

Posted on Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 10:48 AM

FRUIT FLIES FRUIT FLIES FRUIT FLIES!!!!!! I HATE FRUIT FLIES! I HATE THEM!! Every summer, I try so so hard to keep my house clean and all food scraps contained. Garbage emptied often. AND YET today, I noticed a fruit fly. Now laying down and one lands on my hand. GROSS. Damn it! At least it's not like my ex's old kitchen cabinet... a chinese food container and the entire walls and bottom of the cupboard covered in some kind of fruit fly graveyard. There were hundreds in there. Like every year they get me somehow. DAMN YOUUUUUU FRUIT FLLIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSS!! —Invaded Wons

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