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Monday, August 8, 2011

At Least Pretend You're Sorry

Posted on Mon, Aug 8, 2011 at 9:23 AM

I swear to christ, the next asshole that almost hits me on a marked crosswalk that I have the right-of-way on (and I'm not talking about jumping into traffic, I wait my turn and then start to cross when it looks clear but people come out of nowhere), and who then gives me a dirty look - I'm coming through the window to bitchslap you with my dirty shoe. I know mistakes happen, but when I do something like that I at least wave and say I'm sorry if my window is down. You almost killed me you jerk, at least look slightly contrite!! Jesus! —Roadkill

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