To the dingbat on the highway who was going slowly until I decided to pass, a big what the hell to you! I decided to pass you, and was doing 115 Km/h in the left PASSING LANE and was also being followed closely by another driver passing you in the PASSING LANE... why did you decide to all of a sudden speed up and pass me in the right lane?! Why did you do that!? I had my blinker on to go back into the right lane, and no I wasn't going to speed up to 130 cause I saw you coming in the rear view mirror. I had my two baby cousins with me age 7 and 9 yrs old. They are precious cargo, so I wasn't about to race (not that I would otherwise). I let you go on your merry way, flying by in the right lane, like a twit.

Thank God your window was down so you could hear the minute long glorious sound of my horn. —Peeved