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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Fat-Ugly-Lazy-Bad Teeth

Posted on Tue, Aug 2, 2011 at 9:58 AM

If you fall into any of those, please can you just get a call center job for the love of all things? Why do you insist on working with the public, in the public? No one, and I mean no one, wants to see or smell you from across any partition, table, check out or cash. And please unless you are working in the plus stores available for the overweight fashionista's - what the heck are you doing in the regular size stores? You have no idea how hard it is to find a regular size 8 or 9. I bet you didn't realize until you started working there that pants came in single digits. And now you are supposed to help normal size people find clothes that fit and look good?

Good idea it was making the career choice of dental hygenist when you have the worst teeth ever seen this side of a horse farm. Does that make any sense really ? What about working in cosmetics when your face looks like a pizza with the works? That's not a good advertisement for your product at all - no matter what. Nobody will buy product for their skin when your skin looks like a horror movie effect. Look away look away! Be realistic about your ability as well your beauty or lack thereof and then get that job at the call center - you have the voice of an angel. —Pretty Smiles and Skinny to Boot

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