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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Clients

Posted on Wed, Jul 27, 2011 at 10:49 AM

Dear clients, before you decide to spoil yourself with a spa service it would be well appreciated if you did your homework. You may even be surprised to find out that your AESTHETICIAN (yup thats what we're called... and we prefer it over 'you people') has gone to school, $10,000 worth of it! We ARE educated and we know you may be surprised that we did choose this for a full time CAREER. Because, as you like to point out, university isn't for everyone.

So, before you come in with your hairy vagina and planters warts please remember that you are paying ME a dollar a minute to perform your aesthetic needs. My job requires much more than a steady hand to polish you with perfect borders. —Your Aesthetician

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