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Friday, July 22, 2011

What a Douche Move

Posted on Fri, Jul 22, 2011 at 4:21 PM

To: A police officer. Place: Corner of 102 highway and Joseph Howe Dr. If you think nobody saw you, you were wrong. You put on your lights, got everyone to move out of your way, did a uturn from the exit ramp to the on ramp, ran up over the curb while making your turn and then followed traffic calmly until you realized you bent your front rim and flattened your tire making your douche turn. Way to go! Police lights are for emergencies only! Not just because you don't want to sit in traffic and patiently wait your turn. Now you have to sit on the side of the road, call your dispatch and look like a complete and utter tool until someone comes to change your tire, because undoubtedly someone of your social stature doesn't change tires. Thanks for the bill dickhead, the public loves paying for your stupid mistakes. I'm sure if any regular person tried that shit they would have been rewarded with a large ticket, a stern talking to about public safety and possibly a day in court. —Ever Watchful Public Eye

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