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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Bum Supper

Posted on Tue, Jul 19, 2011 at 9:52 AM

To the lady at the downtown restaurant patio Sunday night: Thanks for changing your two year old at your table. Nothing says "yum" like a dirty diaper. Thank you for putting the full diaper on the table. My stomach did not need to stay in its regular place and retching always makes a meal better. Lucky I was there to remind you to take the crap offering with you as you intended to leave it for the poor server to clean up. It seems we differ as to what a proper tip should be. —Diaper-Free Diner

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