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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Who Decided Seedless is Best?

Posted on Tue, Jul 5, 2011 at 3:06 PM

Seedless Watermelons: You taste like nothing, you get mushy quickly, you make terrible slushies. I spend at least $25 every year trying to find one of you who doesn't suck... with no success. Why does the general public accept these pale imitations? We need to revolt, and demand the seeded, delicious watermelons of our youth be brought back. I know they still exist, I have seen them on TV! —Seedless in Nova Scotia

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