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Monday, July 4, 2011

Will & Kate: No Detour to NS?

Posted on Mon, Jul 4, 2011 at 1:28 PM

As a Monarchist I'm pissed off that W & K didn't come to NS, but spent time in Quebec instead. We could've spruced the downtown shithole up, filled in a few pot holes, booted the scummy panhandlers off SGR and assembled a great riot squad to beat the shit out of the anarchist filth. We squandered a great opportunity for Darrell to stammer and splutter a welcome, and had Kelly restrained on a very short leash so as not to fuck anything else up. NS has far more claim on the Royals than Quebec, pity old General Wolfe got shot and there was a truce that has allowed Quebec to mooch off the ROC ever since. —OC

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