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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Asshole Emissions

Posted on Wed, Jun 22, 2011 at 12:22 PM

To the person who was farting on the #18 on Wednesday morning: Fuck you. Hour long bus rides suck bad enough. We don't need your farts clogging up the air. Hold it in! Did you know that the only way to smell something is to have molecules of it get lodged in smell receptors in your nose? That means I had particles of gas that emerged from your rectum in my nose. Thanks, asshole. —Open all the Windows, Please!

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