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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Dog's Address

Posted on Tue, Jun 14, 2011 at 10:07 AM

Hey, my name is Sir Rex a Lot, and I'm a big, strong 95lb dog. I'm a pretty happy guy, and I love my family. I do not love you, and I really don't give a hoot about how much of a dog person you are, how many dogs you had when you were growing up, and that you believe that you are the dog whisperer of HRM. Please get out of my face, when you are up in my grill and pulling on my ears I am really tempted to bite your nose. Feel free to admire me at a distance, as I know I am quite the regal creature. When I'm out running or walking I am really working very hard and concentrating on my tasks and interruptions perturb me. I am not a mindless rolly polly little aim-to-pleaser, I am a pure bred hunter, swimmer, and guard dog, and I am pretty serious about all that. So back off, please don't ask to pat me if you see me out and about, and have a conversation with your kids about stranger's dogs being strangers too, and are to be admired in a "no touching" manner. And please, for the love of God, stop running straight at me and pulling your own mutts right into my path... freaks me the f--k out! —Get Out of My Way

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