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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Early Bird Ferry Tourists

Posted on Tue, Jun 14, 2011 at 10:31 AM

I realize that squawking is all you do to contain your excitement as we sail toward the radiant beauty of the filthy industrial buildings in Woodside, but for the love of god SHUT THE HELL UP. Being a tourist is irritating enough, but being a loud, perfume-soaked American who insists on SCREAMING a play-by-play to the people around you at 7:30 am is insufferable. Remember that most of the people around you travel this route to and from work, and unless you want a very intimate view of exactly how much of the harbor is made up of sewage, I'd suggest you zip that flapping hole in your face. —Angry Commuter

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