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Friday, June 3, 2011

Why Did the Dumb Girl Cross the Road?

Posted on Fri, Jun 3, 2011 at 10:47 AM

This is a shout out to the ignorant dolt who took it upon herself to stop traffic right beside a busy intersection with her body so that her friend could back out of their driveway; WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Do you know even understand how close you came to getting hit and causing several accidents?! You probably have no idea.

This bitch ran out into the street so that cars would have to stop. She then proceeded to smile and wave/signal to her friend that they could begin backing up out of the driveway. Cars had to slam on their brakes and stop in the middle of an intersection on a main road in Halifax during RUSH HOUR. The streets were crazy enough as it was with the various construction sites around the city causing back-ups everywhere, and people had to contend with this moronic spectacle! I hope you got to your ever-so-important destination in good time, you absolute piece of shit. —Waffle Maker

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