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Thursday, May 26, 2011
Etiquette for Eating Out Revisited
1) Don't dive right in. Kiss, massage, feel, finger, tease, lick around, then say hello to the little man in the boat.
2) Keep a steady pace.
3) Don't stop.
4) Touch me during, legs, stomach, boobs, whatever.
5) Don't say anything stupid after.
6) Don't make it seem like a chore.
7) Don't try to force me to reciprocate. Maybe I've got other plans.
—Fed Up
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