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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Etiquette for Eating Out Revisited

Posted on Thu, May 26, 2011 at 11:48 AM

1) Don't dive right in. Kiss, massage, feel, finger, tease, lick around, then say hello to the little man in the boat. 2) Keep a steady pace. 3) Don't stop. 4) Touch me during, legs, stomach, boobs, whatever. 5) Don't say anything stupid after. 6) Don't make it seem like a chore. 7) Don't try to force me to reciprocate. Maybe I've got other plans. —Fed Up

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