Posted
on Wed, May 25, 2011 at 11:08 AM
For those of you who love to treat servers like shit when you're dining out, please follow these simple instructions: GO TO HELL! Fast food exists for a reason, but fuck you if you think you can expect us to serve you in the same time frame. And no, you cannot call ahead and bully us into doing takeout orders within ten minutes. Boo hoo. Stop fussing with our menus. Stop being so damn impatient and rude. Get a life or else eat at home if you're going to piss all over my restaurant. —One Fed-up Chef