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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Though the Looking Glass

Posted on Thu, May 26, 2011 at 12:36 PM

Why do people think when they are sitting in their car they are invisible to the world outside? Here are just a few things I have seen when you think no one is watching: The most common is the nose picking (sometimes eating the booger as well); another popular activity is scratching your crotch or masturbating (hard to tell which is happening sometimes); pissing in a bottle in a mall parking lot has never made sense to me (just go in the store to use the bathroom); kids seem to like writing swear words on fogged up windows (the smart ones write backwards so you can read it outside the car). Anyway, the point (if I'm really making one) is a box of many windows makes for a lousy hiding place. —I Can See You

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