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Monday, May 16, 2011

Showing Off in Mom's Car

Posted on Mon, May 16, 2011 at 1:53 PM

Hello, teenage boy barely able to drive. Last week, when I was crossing the street near Monastery Lane and Quinpool, instead of slowing down to let me cross (since there was a red light ahead of you), you sped up and swerved towards me to show off to your two doofus friends inside the car. Was it worth it? Because, you came to a halt immediately afterwards and I had plenty of time to write down your license plate and phone it in. Your blue Sunfire isn't cool and I hope your mom reads this, asshole. Fuck you. —Shaky Pedestrian

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