Posted
on Tue, Apr 12, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Dear Roommate, we've been living together for 8 months now. For the last 8 months I have bought the toilet paper EVERY time we ran out. This is annoying enough on its own, but the greater issue is that we somehow seem to go through 1 roll a day between the two of us! I know I'm not the issue... Are you rolling around in it or something? Tired of being the only one to purchase the toilet paper, when I bought the new package I kept it in my room. 9 days later... there is still NO toilet paper in the bathroom and you ask me to buy more every time you see me. How have you been wiping your ass all week?! Gross. —Toilet Paper Purchaser