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Friday, March 25, 2011

Domestic Blah

Posted on Fri, Mar 25, 2011 at 12:33 PM

Hey guys in their late 20s/early 30s who are super proud of their shiny new life they've made with their shiny new wife and that shiny new baby on the way in that shiny new house and that shiny new SUV: In 15 years, that shit won't be so shiny.

You and your wife will start spreading out horizontally, that kid will have stopped thinking you're the best thing since sliced bread long ago, and you'll still be paying the mortgage on that house. That's when some of you will start wishing you could be with a young girl like me again. You'll keep the ring on your finger off and decide a little flirting won't hurt anyone. In fact, the guilt you'll feel 2 days later when it turns out that girl actually kinda digs you, who thinks "well why not, he's single!" will only strengthen the bond between you and your wife. Hey, maybe you'll take the whole gang out for milkshakes tonight! Well, ain't family life sweet. —Marriage is a choice, not an obligation or a status symbol

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