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Thursday, March 24, 2011

L is for the way you're loud in bed

Posted on Thu, Mar 24, 2011 at 12:56 PM

To the girl living below me: I get it. You and your boyfriend are in love. From my perspective, however, it seems like you two are in lust. He spends the night over your house all the time. Has it ever occurred to you that when someone is staying the night several weeks in a month he/she should be paying rent?

And let's not even get started on how often you have sex. I applaud you on your healthy sex life, but I would urge you to stop having sex at one in the morning when people, like myself and presumably your roommates, are trying to sleep. It's annoying enough during the evening when I'm eating or trying to study, but I understand that everyone has basic needs. Really though? One in the morning? Sometimes you guys even do it multiple times a night. I even checked out your Twitter account and saw that you were getting behind on your assignments because you two are too busy going at it.

May I clarify that I have nothing against you, or anyone else for that matter, having sex. I just wish you were more considerate of those around you. Try and be a little quieter. Don't worry though. My boyfriend's coming up soon and I'll be enjoying my revenge soon enough. —Earplug Connoisseur

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