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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Grand Canyon of Douchedom

Posted on Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 10:59 AM

You sir, who have just walked into my place of employment and asked me how much a certain item was... YOU are a FULL THROTTLE DOUCHE BOTTLE! May I ask you, when I told you the current price, what made you think that when you laughed arrogantly & asked me, "And what are you going to sell it to ME for?" it would change my mind. You sanctimonious som'bitch. Keep your hands on your hips & keep on looking at me dumbfounded like I've said the most offensive thing on the face of the planet because, well, our price is our price! Go down the street JACKWAGON! —Broke Sales Associate

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