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Monday, March 14, 2011

Going Out of Business Sale

Posted on Mon, Mar 14, 2011 at 11:28 AM

We get it. You heard that our store was going out of business at our location, along with several others, so you thought you'd come in and score some awesome deals on lingerie. Bad news for you is our suppliers don't make g-strings that fit your girth, so don't come asking me if we have a larger size in stock out back. After hearing your friend say "It's a g-string, it'll stretch" made me throw up a little in my throat. My coworker had to run out back to avoid bursting into laughter. The image of you squeezing your cottage cheese thighs into that makes me feel pity for the clothing fibers. —StaffedNotStuffed

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