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Friday, March 4, 2011

Cold Cut Cruella

Posted on Fri, Mar 4, 2011 at 1:39 PM

To the ever surly deli counter employee at my local grocery store: Stop being so goddamned mean all the time! What's your problem anyway? I try to be nicer and nicer every time I ask for 100 grams of genoa salami (I even tell you how I'd like it before you bark "SHAVED OR SLICED") and you still give me the meanest most penetrating stare ever! And it's not just me: You're mean to everybody. I see people walk away from the counter cause they don't wanna talk to you. Why you gotta be so mean lady? I'd love to smell meat and cheese all day... —Sick of Meat/Cheese Bully

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