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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Turn signals?

Posted on Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 4:00 AM

This is obviously for all you morons who think you actually have somewhere important to be 5 minutes ago and haven't got the decency to follow simple rules of the road such as speed limits and the use of turn signals. Yes, you and yes you are a moron.

To quote the famous Sparky Anderson. "I'm nobody special and neither are you." Our roads are public places like parks and libraries and citizens are morally required to treat other citizens as they would want to be treated when using these public places. Don't worry. I can see you all rolling your eyes and shaking your heads. That just means you're an asshole but too damn scared to admit it. Ha ha. Wake up. You are rushing around in your dead end life to your dead end jobs. Havin' fun yet dummy? What's the goddamn rush? Obviously some people have emergencies, but not every day.

And for all you people who think I'm the one out to lunch and bitchin', UP YOURS. I'm rich, good looking and have got life by the balls because I work hard, treat people with respect and ask for nothing... try it sometime. —Here for a good time, not a long time

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