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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Stop the Apostrophe Madness!

Posted on Thu, Mar 3, 2011 at 10:01 AM

Everywhere I go, I am confronted by the world's inability to properly punctuate ANYTHING. Just today, walking down Spring Garden Road, I was appalled by the sight of a sign claiming that "Wednesday's are pizza day" or something to that effect. WEDNESDAY'S WHAT? Also, why can't a certain grocery chain change the bloody sign which smugly boasts that I can find "razor's" in a certain aisle? Wasn't my complaint letter enough, O grocery chain? Why are you ignoring me? I know that most people don't care (and that I am probably going to get the usual eye rolls - though virtually conveyed this time - in response to this post), but it's like finding out someone you're into doesn't care about you at all; it hurts, ladies and gentleman. It breaks my heart. —The Ginger Grammarian

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