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Thursday, March 3, 2011
Trying not to lose faith in humanity, I order my coffee and surprisingly I am successful! No spills, accidents, or super-villains getting in the way.... my world was slowly being restored until...
I turn to leave and notice it's been mopped up! Excellent, except now the attendant is putting yet another 'slippery when wet' sign. Another one... two signs, one after the other. I'm not sure if it's for the skeptical people who think the shop is lying to them and they blatantly refuse to believe the first one or some sort of subliminal messaging. I don't know. All I know is that it was completely useless and I hope you enjoyed burning those 3 calories it took to place it there.
Debating going home because I've obviously awoken in bizarro world, I head up to go to work when what do I see? A 'slippery when wet' sign on the carpet.
Brawndo is obviously in the drinking water because my bed is a newly discovered time machine! I've awoken well into the future where the morons that keep popping out multiple idiot children have definitely taken over. —Thiz iZ for realz
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