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Friday, February 18, 2011

Through the Dirty Looking Glass

Posted on Fri, Feb 18, 2011 at 3:53 PM

How is it possible that my glasses get so GD filthy when all they do is sit on the end of my nose all day? Every morning I take them out of the case, wipe them off, put them on, and within 30 minutes, they look like I licked them and rolled them in schmutz! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! To all you bitchers who will suggest contacts, they are not an option. And besides, I like the style I get with glasses, I just hate the fricking SCHMUTZ! —IIII

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