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Friday, February 18, 2011

Life is like a game of Mario...

Posted on Fri, Feb 18, 2011 at 4:02 PM

Life is like one of those moving screen Mario levels. You just don't have enough time to do everything, and once you realized you passed something good, it's gone. By the time the screen let's you see the opportunities and perils that are right in front of you, you have to make a quick decision before you're pushed into one. You can't take a break. If you're too eager and stick to the right of the screen, you'll probably be hit with something. If you're a chicken and wait to be pushed along at the left side, it'll push you into something. Your only chance is to linger in the middle of the screen and hope your common sense and judgment calls are good enough to get you through. I know most people my age don't have a clue what they're doing either, but they just make it look so damn easy... —Can't get past this LVL in life

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