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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Guns for Christmas

Posted on Thu, Jan 6, 2011 at 10:15 AM

As if the shotgun, the semi-automatic, the missile launcher and the gatlin-like gun wasn't enough, one of you threw in a battery operated machine gun. Do you know how hard and fast those bullets fly? Do you realize how much they hurt? The kids pad up and wear their Dad's safety glasses when they play now. Be afraid, brothers, war has been declared and my kids have their orders. —Major Mom

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