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Monday, November 22, 2010

Kaf on this

Posted on Mon, Nov 22, 2010 at 3:15 PM

Dear hipsterbour; you're really bad at guitar and singing. Like realllllly bad. You hear those laughs? I know you can. That's me, laughing at you. I'm pretty sure I can play guitar better than you and I don't even have one. Me, standing on a stage, doing nothing would get much more money than you playing your guitar on stage. You think you'd be good at it by now with all those weeknight jam sessions at midnight. If you're seriously in a band, you probably should have thought about renting out a house instead of an apartment, you tool. It doesn't matter if it's daytime, you can't crank your amps to 11.

For those about to say "GO AND TELL HIM TO SHUT UP AND STOP BITCHING"; It's rude to insult one's abilities....unless it's on the internet. — F.P.


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