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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Hair raising tale

Posted on Wed, Oct 20, 2010 at 12:20 AM

To the pubic hair in my soap. Get the fuck out. You're ugly and annoying and starting to piss me off.

I tried to dig you out but ended up with blobs of soap under my nails and you squirmed around, burrowing like a fucking groundhog and seem to be permanently imbeded in what used to be a glorious hunk of soapy goodness.

Now that I'm out of handwash I wanted to put the soap by the sink but what if I have guests? Do I introduce you as my new roommate? "Guests, this is Pube, he is very clean but stubborn" I'm going to dig you out with a knife asshole!

oh, and why are you gray? Thanks for reminding me that I've started to go gray...somewhere. I'm scheduling a wax so you don't have a family reunion. —Bald is Beautiful

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