We've had some serious-ass bitches lately.

Time for a trivial one. "Please" and "Thank You" are terrific words and not used nearly often enough. But, people who follow up a request with the phrase "Please and Thank You" are in dire need of a good old-fashioned cock punch or it's nearest female equivalent.

You say "Please" when you are making a request; you say "Thank You" when you receive a response. Combining the two signifies laziness, at best, and a sense of arrogant entitlement at worst.

Please use the words peoples, but please use them properly. —Colonel Ettiquette and Corporal Punishment