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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Bitching at Myself

Posted on Tue, Sep 21, 2010 at 4:08 PM

I am sitting in a coffee shop with my coworkers and a drop dead gorgeous, classy, take home to your mom type girl walks in. I could not take my eyes off of her face… just stunning.

She didn't see me looking at her until she was finishing up fixing up her coffee and then she saw me so I looked away quickly. I look up again and she is looking at me and gives one of those innocent little shy smiles and then looks back down at her coffee.

Now this would all be fantastic except I am married with kids. My bitch here is really at myself... why do I do this to myself!? I purposely make eye contact with her knowing that eye contact is as far as I would be willing to take it and then I have her in my head all day!

Please don’t bother posting a response if:

1) You’re married and you’re going to pretend that you never flirt.
2) You’re going to call me a stalker or a creep for looking at a girl in a coffee shop

PS – I don’t usually post here because of the losers that just read the bitches and then spend there morning coming up with some witty smart-ass remark to try and impress other reader... however The Coast Bitch section was the first thing that popped in my head when I was bitching to myself at my desk. —BitcherandBitchee


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