I just wanted to thank you for twisting the story around, like you always do when you don't get your way, and making me look like some evil kind of a thing.

I also really enjoyed having you grab me by the throat, and scream at me, when I was trying to give you advice. Please stay out of my life, until you're ready to apologize, because I'm more than willing to put this behind me, but only if you grow up. —Sick of dancing on egg shells.