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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Specal delvery for the networking tool

Posted on Tue, Sep 7, 2010 at 10:52 PM

Okay, you know what? I don't know you. I've never, ever, met you. I don't care how many people you know. I don't care if you lie awake at night measuring your self-worth by the number of bullshit emails you push.

What I do care about is having you steal (and I know you stole it) my brand-fucking-new email addy out of an accidental mass cc from my fam to add to your list of shit I could care less about.

Fuck your networking. Fuck your product. Fuck your LinkedIn requests (and reminders, and reminders, and fucking reminders), fuck your mass invites to Facebook groups you have nothing to do with thousands of miles away from your venue (everyone just looooves them), and most importantly, FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT CHURCH!

Do you really think your transparent agenda makes you any better than the nut-bag assholes plodding door-to-door with the clipboards and the ties? It isn't. Fuck you, you button-down parasite. —Speck


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