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Thursday, September 2, 2010

I could write a biography about you by now

Posted on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 10:50 PM

To the lady who always comes into my store and talks for at least 15 minutes about the following: your divorce, your latest flings, your insecurities, the good day you had yesterday, the awful day you've been having today... NONE OF US CARE!

I'm all for small talk, but when it gets to the point where I literally feel like I have enough information about your life to write your biography, it's a bit much. You're a young (ish) lady, I'm sure you must have some friends (unless you've talked them all away) or maybe even a therapist that you can speak to about these things.

Sure, let's discuss the weather. Or you know what, lets spoil each other and talk about the awesome movie we just saw. But please, please please don't tell me about your love life (or lack thereof) because it's getting to be a bit much. And customers are noticing too, it's awkward. —Sore ear


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